all here know about christmas noobs, but there are a group of gamers i will call "holiday noobs". during the holiday season most may have family over and if your a gamer will do most anything to avoid cousin bert from wanting to try out online gaming.and if you live with your parents you got mom telling you just let him try it you know how poor they are. now your sweating, all of the hard work of keeping your KDR above "i suck" may just go down in flames.so you come up with a brilliant idea, cousin bert doesn't have a clue so you put him in campaign hey the bots have names on them or even better you let him play ghost he gets owned and throws your custom controller across the room and nevers ask to play again. i got to tell you from wednesday night to friday night i have not seen so many noob players in years. players just walking right down the middle of a firing lane, looking into windows, shooting at the glass in cars getting crapped on by anything from the air, getting melted by centry guns, any claymore betty seems to be a magnet.and of course the "hotdog" players take full atvantage doing 360's around the noob then stabbing them. i started to feel sorry for the gamer who must be suffering in silence watching his cousin get owned at every turn then i thought this must be a kinda living hell that all gamers must fear.so when drunk uncle bob comes in and tells you" i'll show you how its done"and he is 0/12 by the time he gets out of the spawn you quietly thank God that the holidays only come once a year.