Funniest things you heard in a zombies game

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    A Lord of War

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    other: I sd don't kill the crawler
    me: I know
    other: why did you kill him?
    me: because you suck and wanted to do a glitch.
    other: well I suck w/o the glitch

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    one player goes down. they are playing split screen. so one of them says to the other "where are you?" :D :rofl:
     
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    'behind you!'
     
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    my friend always yells at me when i go down to tell him because he'll get killed from behing even though there is a giand yellow sign that sais revive and it says ______ needs to be revived
     
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    I would have to agree with the "Don't kill the crawler" lol, I get a laugh everytime I do that to someone. That and the constant screaming of little kids when they get downed and blame it on you.
     
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    Whoa the zombies look dead.
     
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    When i'm playing split-screen and my friend/brother goes down and purposely kills me because of that, doesn't stop yelling to revive him, or rage quits.
     
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    Im probably the only one who thinks this is funny, but i love it when:

    1. people fight over the spending on the door its funny conversations
    2. people down themselve with ray gun and wonder why they died so quick
    3. and the MOST funny is when people try glitching and they get downed... and they say o well i messed the glitch up ill get it next time i did it wrong, but it will work this time, and they die again...
     
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    "Revive me I've gotta a fhucking ray gun alllllllelflelrfd3eswedswqadxzqsadxdasfcdsafdcxdwsadcxds" - 7 Year old kid playing zombies online
     
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    Arguing over who opens door.
     
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    I love to mess with little kids on zombies.

    My friends and I would secretly press the computers when you have to do the Simon Says part of the Moon easter egg. We had him convinced that the zombies were doing it when they got too close and he got so mad to the point where he was screaming curse words (couldn't have been older than 12) and then we heard his mom yell at him. He still had his mic on so we just sat and laughed while an 11 year old literally cried over Call of Duty.
     
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    Your so mean... how come you didn't record it?!?!
     
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    I was down and someone was standing right next to me. Didn't do anything but stand right next to me and shoot the other zombies. He died, ending the game.
     

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