Black Ops 2 Multiplayer Funniest insult you've received

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  1. BlackOps

    BlackOps Forum God

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    Some 5 yr old called me a dumb fhuck albino Jew nigga. Why is everyone so rascist these days. And why is "nigga" the new "faggat"
     
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    Because faggot is the new Jew.
     
  3. RobCatOKC

    RobCatOKC Frequent Poster

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    Last night (to me):

    "That's my tag, you f*g!"

    +10,000 for the rhyme.
     
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    someone screamed at me once FURK YOUR CANNOE! On a side note I may said someones funniest insult because I told a british cat "Fu and your stupid tiny refegerators
     
  5. Dogger

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    Get this insult all the time "You Camper" I'm hardscoping with the DSR?
     
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    Got called a camping noob by someone because I was giving him a taste of his own medicine with a Target Finder MK48 ( I keep it handy for special occasions :p) I just laughed.
     
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    I was called a wussy aiming camper the other day, was most impressed by his name calling skill. :facepalm:
     
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    This morning I got a kudos message for the first time in the history of cod for me.

    Was playing domination on Overflow. Was using a sniper. Got kudos from enemy sniper because I used spots he didn't check because nobody would use a sniper from those points.
     
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    Was called a "Pus-sy No Life" because I killed the dude (whom was prone most of the game with a silenced FAL) a few times! Thought that was funny as hell.
     
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    Got this one today, after successfully using the assault shield: OMFG, LEARN TO PLAY WITHOUT A F*CKING SHIELD YOU STUPID F*CKING NIGG*R C*NT HORSE BALLS LICK
    Haven't had one of these in a while. Though the only thing which surprised me here was that he complained about me because I was using a shield.....
     
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    Thats harsh!
     
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    I got called "HeWhoShallCamp".



    I don't always camp.

    But when I do, I make sure I'm annoying.

    Stay camping, my friends.
     
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    Was called a lag switcher by a kid with a kdr of .07 &a spm of 25.
    I laughed so hard I actually cried. I got better scores when I had my right hand in a cast for a month.
    The next match him & his friends called me a hacker & glitcher..
    I replied:

    Don't hack any match;
    Or exploit any glitch,
    Your just pissed the h*ll off;
    Cause I made you my b*tch.
     
  14. Sleep Affect

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    A kid told me that I'm just a stupid kid that plays xbox... umm what is he doing?
     
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    "Do you know what the sun is?

    ...It's a fhucking star dumbass"
     
  16. Yanni

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    "You're that booster who failed the AMP clan trial"

    ...yet I've never been in a single clan...

    Then: "I'm going to pwn you and your butthole" > proceeds to get 14 and 16, calls hacks on me getting 27 and 9 in tdm

    I laughed far more than I should have.
     
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    I gave an insult last night to someone in FFA who went 30-1. I was the only one who killed him, and I felt proud of that, but also raged because he was obviously a lag switching cheater. So I told him anyone could spawn trap with a sniper rifle and win. And to never forget my name as the one who kept him from going 30-0.

    He replied back that I will never beat him.

    I don't think he took seriously the fact that I am HeWhoShallPunish and that one day he will, indeed, be punished.

    He sent a friend request and I accepted.

    FML
     
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    The worst I had was from someone that sounded like mickey mouse saying I was slepping with my dad and I was getting some cancer or something like that I wouldn't mind but I'm a prestige master lol
     
  19. MERCURYSB3

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    about the worst i ever got was "your a stupid LMG player":high5::high5::high5: i block messages now.
     

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